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Month: March, 2008

and off go the pants

25 March, 2008 (23:11) | craigisms | No comments

it’s now 10p.m., or as we say, the de-robing hour.  craig has a ritual now, which includes stripping down to his boxers and gown.  on a good day, he’ll include the sticky-bottom hospital socks.  why he does this, no one quite knows.  perhaps it’s to do with the tide…  or, maybe he’s just hot.

 – J

sigh

25 March, 2008 (22:58) | craigisms | No comments

So this isn’t a craigism, but a general craig overtone for today.  It’s been a “you people” and “they” type of day.  Apparently, we have been playing “bowel movement extortion,” and “they” keep taking his laxatives.  I’m assuming “they” means the nurses, and not imaginary laxative-stealing fairies.  So, we sit and “catch up on our [...]

Belly bump in the air mama!

25 March, 2008 (22:48) | maryism | No comments

This is my ode to mama; the lady who raised me up right and keeps me oriented to what’s important in life.  Important things like family (we have a great one, thanks to mom and dad), Law and Order SVU (Mariska is MY President), and coke zero…..okay, I added the coke zero.  It’s been a [...]

Will we stay or will we go now ….

25 March, 2008 (16:28) | craigisms | No comments

Criag’s sound asleep after getting the hickman inserted into his chest earlier this morning.  Though we had planned to leave today, we may end up staying another night for him to recover.  The doctors will come by later today to reassess.  Personally, I think the sunshine will do him some good, but we’re not in the business [...]

Where’s the sense of humor?

24 March, 2008 (23:20) | craigisms | No comments

dr. elias pulled out a three inch blade to cut craig’s saran wrap after his shower. good for street fights during his lunch break, i suppose.

in other news, he ordered another x-ray of craig’s abdomen yesterday in order to identify gas patterns. this was before they scrapped the idea of putting a gastro [...]

Oh, why don’t you just go…lift some weights

24 March, 2008 (23:06) | craigisms | No comments

diane and i just had an interesting discussion with craig’s young and good looking male nurse on the acting talents of jessica alba and scarlett johannson. craig and this young buck seem to think ol jess and scar are the bees knees of all things acting. we’re waiting to be enlightened…

in other [...]

Water, water everywhere…and not a drop to drink!

24 March, 2008 (19:37) | craigisms | No comments

Craig’s been asking for ice chips and water to curb his thirst. He’s even stealing a few sips, though we know it will make him vomit. He’s using pink sponges to swab his throat, and like a Lawler, he’s cheating. He’s learned from the best. Yes, grand master of the water cheating is none other [...]

Boom boom goes the day

24 March, 2008 (19:35) | craigisms | 1 comment

Craig’s sleeping with a wash cloth draped over his eyes — afternoons tend to be quiet times at our little resort. Like yawning, watching someone sleep causes sleepiness…then again, maybe Diane and I are just lazy or perhaps suffer from what we’ve dubbed narcosleepy. In any event, it’s usually lights out at 1p.m. When we’re [...]

how do you feel?…

23 March, 2008 (10:05) | maryism | 1 comment

once again, when asked how our mom feels, she responds “with my fingers”. Ba dum pishhhhh. ;0) can always count on that response!

Race for Hope!

23 March, 2008 (01:14) | maryism |

May 4th, 2008

Join Team Proud Mary as we run/walk for our mom, and her cure!  http://www.braintumorsociety.org/site/TR/Events/08_Race_For_Hope?team_id=14680&pg=team&fr_id=1230&s_tafId=15950

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